As I continue to live my life every day, and listen to the various radio stations, my mind constantly tickers away, and cries with so much sympathy for those poor suckers, that have to sit in those commercial radio stations all day, and play that same crap over, and over, and over, and over, and…  I just wonder.  How do they have there lunch, their dinner.  Do they have to ever venture out to the doctor?  Perhaps, do they ever wish they could escape their jobs, and look for something more sain, like washing dishes at a café, cleaning the inside of trains, or even better yet, the prospect of a life long job in a animal kennel, cleaning after animals.  Hay!  I'm serious!.  Because if I was the pour bugger stuck behind the panel of a commercial radio station, I wouldn't mind the switch in jobs.   the stuff you're about to discover in the Jukebox from hell top 40 is really wicked, and I mean horribly wicked.  Every time I hear it, My stomach rumbles with pain and my emotional state of mind reaches a level of anxiety, that is beyond the comprehension of anybodys imagination.  So good luck, and keep yourself together.  Oh, I forgot one thing, I just hope that saiton doesn't bight your head off.

Good luck!

Rank #

Artists/Group  -  Song Title

Year Released  -  Why?

1.

The Three Degrees  -  When will I see you again.

1974  -  I don't hate the group, they had 4 hits in Australia, I just hate this one, Perhaps a case of when will I play this again? NEVER!!!!!

2.

Whitney Houston  -  I will always love you (love theme from the bodyguard)

1992  -  This would have to be the ultimate piece of rubbish in main-stream radio

3.

Kylie Minogue  -  Turn back in time

1990  -  Pleeease, just don't slip up, with the letters at the start.  Just emphasise that "N" In F-F-U-F-U-N-K.  Good for kindergarten!

4.

Kris Kross  -  Jump

1992  -  LOOK OUT!! LOOK OUT!! Look around and be careful on where your jumping, just look out for my feet, or should I say, my sanity.

5.

Kasey Chambers  -  True Colours

2003  -  Oh hell, I thought this was some kind of joke?  Give me Cyndi Lauper anytime.  Oh god, help us please!

6.

Carol Hitchcock  -  Get ready

1987  -  I loved all the Stock Aiken and Waterman stuff.  But this one would definitely reach "dance music from hell" status.

7.

Art Garfunkel  -  Bright eyes

1979  -  Straight to the point  -  This song makes me heave!  Was it a case of the Watership never resurfacing?

8.

Neil Sedaka  -  Oh! Carol

1959  -  I loved all of Neil Sedaka stuff, but really; this was a tragic affair.  I do believe, after all that loving, smudging and all that mucking around, she fell in love with James Taylor instead.  Gee whiz, what a bummer, I thought they would make an excellent pair.

9.

Jason Donovan  -  Too many broken hearts

1989  -  This was a huge smash. Over 200,000 units sold, and apparently there was not one person over the age of ten who bought it.

10.

The Moir Sisters  -  Good morning, how are you

1974  -  How am I? After hearing this in the morning, I don't know if I'm still capable of having my breakfast.

11.

Inter-Active  -  Forever young

1995  -  Both Alphaville and Laura Branigan did excellent versions of this song in 1985.  -  Inter-Active turned it into an animals circus.

12.

Nirvana  -  Smells like teen spirits

1991  -  Smells remarkably like dog shit.  Nothing but one long horrible noise.

13.

Keith Richards  -  Take it so hard

1989  -  He took his sacking from the stones so hard, that it resulted in him putting out rubbish like this.  Could be classified as rock from hell.

14.

Public Image Limited  -  This is not a love song

1983  -  They hit that one right on the nail.  They forgot the comeback line in the chorus "this is not a love song,,,, this is total rubbish"

15.

Kylie Minogue  -  Give me a little more time

1992  -  Thank god commercial radio gave her as little time as possible with this one.

16.

The Beach Boys  -  California Girls

1965  -  Give me David Lee Roth any day.  I could almost swear that the original came from the bottom of the toilet.

17.

Silverchair  -  Anthem for the year 2000

1997  -  We were told about the millennium bug.  Silverchair just bought it on three years earlier.

18.

Supertramp  -  Take the long way home

1979  -  Just one of those songs that is categorised as "OVERPLAYED"

19.

The Beach Boys  -  I get around

1964  -  When they get around, they do it in style, no! not in a limosine, in a burned out beach-buggy. You beauty.

20.

Silverchair  -  Tomorrow

1995  -  Poor daniel, may I suggest for him to sort out his acne first?… and that singing…  What about some lessons?

21.

Cliff Richard  -  Summer holiday

1964  -  The first time I heard this song (seriously) I thought the speakers on my radio were on the verge of melting

22.

The Cranberries  -  Zombie

1995  -  I just love that "Zombie -eh-eh-eh-eh".  That method of singing, I thought I mistaked her for the real thing.

23.

Michael Jackson  -  They don't care about us

1995  -  Nobody really cared what he did after the album Dangerous. I haven't even heard one track of his latest album!, but then, I just don't care.

24.

Art Garfunkel  -  I only have eyes for you

1975  -  I was just a child at the time, the first time I heard this song, I thought the world was actually slowing down!

25.

Kasey Chambers  -  Not pretty enough

2001  -  Well, a self confession.  What more can I say.

26.

The Beach Boys  -  Help me Rhonda

1965  -  Because those boomers from hell keep requesting this song, all us suckers have to keep hearing it.  Tell them to get a life!

27.

Warrant  -  We will rock you

1992  -  It was sad to see Freddy Mercury pass away.  Releasing this song at the time of his death? The timing couldn't of been worse.

28.

Justin Timberlate  -  Rock your body

2003  -  First line of the song contains the "f" word.  Demonstrates total lack of intelligence. What a common joe!  Where is the world going to?

29.

Kym Mazelle  -  Young hearts run free (theme from romeo ad juliet)

1997  -  Just a cop out from the legendary Candi Staton version.

30.

Nikki Webster  -  Something more beautiful

2002  -  A simple case of nothing more horrible!  Manufactured pop, straight from the cradle.

31.

Public Image Limited  -  Rise

1985  -  Was this supposed to be a rise to fame? Huh, it did the opposite, it dragged them into the hall of filth.

32.

The Pet Shop Boys  -  Absolutely fabulous

1994  -  In short, absolutely hideous

33.

Sound-Garden  -  Black hole sun

1994  -  Quick, quick, quick!  Open that door.  I need the toilet, hurry hurry,  I feel something coming up.  Amateur rock at it's down right worst.

34.

Aaron Carter  -  Crush on you

1997  -  Was this produced by the same pedophile, who would eventually record Nikki Webster?

35.

Gin Blossoms  -  Hey Jealousy

1994  -  Did he have such a bad case of jealousy?  Well the fact that he never ever charted, that would meke him jealous of other pop stars. Looser!

36.

Madonna  -  Justify my love

1990  -  Can someone justify the pain of ever producing mucus like this.  Damn it, she's always produced really good stuff.

37.

Europe  -  The final Countdown

1987  -  In short, "tacky"

38.

Kylie Minogue  -  I should be so llucky

1988  -  I used this record to clearout all the guests, who overstayed their welcome at my 21st, seriously.

39.

The Tony Rich Project  -  Nobody knows

1996  -  Mmmmmm….   Right! Got it, it's the project that nobody ever knew about , I wonder why?

40.

The Googoo Dolls  -  Iris

1998  -  A cross between a ballad and hard rock?  Rather more like a big red cross on my play-list, marked with the letters  -  A V O I D !